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Do you folks like coffee?

by coffeesister · 4 comments

in What FUN

“Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle” by ‘Dethklok

Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Columbia?

The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of lifeblood
dying, dying,
You’re dying for a cup

Guatamalan blend
Ethiopian
French Vanilla Roast
dying, dying,
You’re dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You’re gonna get some NOW

And scream for your cream

Duncan Hills, Duncan Hills,
Duncan Hills COFFEE!

Pass the mug; share the love <3
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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Karen from Floriduh 8 October 2007 at 10:33 am

Uh-oh, I “stunted my growth” just watching that clip. :)

2 coffeesister 8 October 2007 at 7:49 pm

:lol: Surely that’s just a rumor started by parents to keep from sharing the coffee with their kids. Otherwise, imagine how tall I’d be if not for my lifelong coffee habit!?

|_|) “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” ~ David Letterman

3 Julie S 30 October 2007 at 3:54 pm

If coffee stunts growth, then sans coffee I’d be tall enough for Japanese people to point at me and run in terror as I decimated Tokyo. So, we can all thank coffee for the fact that Tokyo stands undisturbed. ^_-
Of course, maybe I drank too much. I’m only 5’2″ ^^;

Coffee is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ^_^

4 coffeesister 31 October 2007 at 11:27 pm

Coffee is precisely that proof! Contrary to the belief of some sadly decaffeinated folk, it’s a health drink to boot:

Decreased pain
Instant awareness
Second wind or third, or tenth
Water retention alleviated
Motility; of ideas & other less desirables
ALL without any inherent calories

|_|) Add coffee – instant human.

PS: LoL; perhaps you did drink too much, of course, I’ve been drinking it since childhood (the milk ratio just decreased over the years, til it turned into foam) & ended up 5’10″. Coffee may have humanized me more literally than realized.

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