“Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle” by ‘Dethklok‘
Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Columbia?
The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of lifeblood
dying, dying,
You’re dying for a cup
Guatamalan blend
Ethiopian
French Vanilla Roast
dying, dying,
You’re dying for a cup
Prepare for ultimate flavor
You’re gonna get some NOW
And scream for your cream
Duncan Hills, Duncan Hills,
Duncan Hills COFFEE!

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Uh-oh, I “stunted my growth” just watching that clip.
|_|) “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” ~ David Letterman
If coffee stunts growth, then sans coffee I’d be tall enough for Japanese people to point at me and run in terror as I decimated Tokyo. So, we can all thank coffee for the fact that Tokyo stands undisturbed. ^_-
Of course, maybe I drank too much. I’m only 5’2″ ^^;
Coffee is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ^_^
Coffee is precisely that proof! Contrary to the belief of some sadly decaffeinated folk, it’s a health drink to boot:
Decreased pain
Instant awareness
Second wind or third, or tenth
Water retention alleviated
Motility; of ideas & other less desirables
ALL without any inherent calories
|_|) Add coffee – instant human.
PS: LoL; perhaps you did drink too much, of course, I’ve been drinking it since childhood (the milk ratio just decreased over the years, til it turned into foam) & ended up 5’10″. Coffee may have humanized me more literally than realized.